My Dirty Little Secret
Let me start off by saying I’m married- to a woman. *Gasp* I know, I know. What the fuck am I doing here, right? Well, what can I say, I like what I like. And late at night, when my wife and kids are having their heteronormative dreams, I sneak into the den to feast my eyes on all of the gay porn that my cock craves.
With this Men.com discount for 73% off, I’m able to get tons of gorgeous manly specimens to get me off all night long, and the price is so low, and the billing so discreet, my wife has never once questioned it.
When I was a teen my friends and I used to watch straight porn together and jerk off. I just found that sneaking glances at my mates was far more exciting than anything on the screen. That’s still what I’m doing in a way, living my life, but loving this thrill of sneaking glances at big fat cocks while I get off, and hoping I don’t get caught doing it!